HERE I AM. GAZE UPON MY BEAUTY. I AM KING OF THE WORLD	CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME BASTARD FROM BOLINGBROOK DIDN'T WANT ME? IF HE ONLY KNEW WHAT HE WAS MISSING. WHERE IS MY SUCK-A-DUCK?
MCDOUGAL FACTOID: WHILE YOU MIGHT THINK OF HIM AS A PURE BRED, MCDOUGAL IS ACTUALLY HALF CHOCOLATE LAB AND HALF PAIN IN THE ASS.	MCDOUGAL FACTOID: MCDOUGAL LOVES KIDS. GENERALLY RAW BUT AS A CHANGE OF PACE SOMETIMES BARBECUED.
AS OF 8/24/04 MCDOUGAL IS CANCER FREE PER THE CANCER VET. BLOOD WORK STILL NEEDS TO COME IN BUT SHE THINKS THERE IS NO RE-OCCURANCE OF THE CANCER.	MCDOUGAL FACTOID: I WILL TOLERATE YOU AS LONG AS I FEEL LIKE IT, AFTER THAT I WILL WALK AWAY FROM YOU. DON'T CALL ME, CHASE ME, OR HOLLER AT ME, I AM IGNORING YOU BECAUSE I AM MCDOUGAL AND I CAN.